Before I start I should say I meant to say NONE not NUN but I'm a Northerner and somethings get mixed up in pronunciation! But come on you have to admit you're reading this because of the nun.
Big day today, we have sorted out the new PayPal account so you can order the book direct from the author. This serves a couple of things, first the money comes to me! and second I can sign them with a message as long as you tell me what you want. Its almost a booksigning right in your own home, without the sausage rolls and drinks...
So please take advantage of this online ordering service, I have a truck load to sell and this is just the start of a long road.
I know you are demanding a nun joke and although I know a couple but this isnt the place and I've had to look up a clean one, ish
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your habit? I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
"Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her habit and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a hairy pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you'd looked a little higher, you'd have seen a great pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iraq either."