Oh My Lord, What a week this has been. I have eaten far too many cakes and drunk a gallon of very fine coffee at the various coffee shops and garden centres we are due to attend to carry out book signings.
The more observant of you will have no doubt noticed I'm carrying a bit of extra in the ration department but its honest fat and worked for, but even so it has been a bit excessive this week.
The even better news is the number of books that have been dispatched, in the first three days we have sent over a 100 copies all over the place, as far afield as Australia and the USA. I am blown away and seriously impressed.
It has also dawned on me that it's been a while since I told a joke on here so with the wind in my sails lets see if I can find a cracker
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Sorry it was the best I could manage!
Stay warm and stay safe